Shenanigans
I'm 17.
I don't know what else to put here.
Roses are red.
violets are blue.
rhyming is hard.
Spork.
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Why Can’t We Use Phones on Planes?
(Source: nsfwhumor)
"You are not writing to impress the scientist you have just interviewed, nor the professor who got you through your degree, nor the editor who foolishly turned you down, or the rather dishy person you just met at a party and told you were a writer. Or even your mother. You are writing to impress someone hanging from a strap in the tube between Parson’s Green and Putney, who will stop reading in a fifth of a second, given a chance."
- Tim Radford - A manifesto for the simple scribe - my 25 commandments for journalists via the Guardian (via albeard)
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